Subject: [GalactiHome Interstellar Realty] New Listings Available
Dear Valued Client,
Thank you for your continued interest in GalactiHome Interstellar Realty. My name is Yamamoto, your personal property consultant.
You mentioned you were looking for something with an atmosphere, good views, and a convenient commute. I’m pleased to say we have some new listings that fit that brief.
Listing A: TOI-561 b
Location: Virgo constellation, approx. 280 light-years Floor plan: One Planet (open concept, no internal divisions) Floor area: 1.96x Earth (radius 1.4x) Year built: Approx. 10 billion years ago (character property, well-aged)
Highlights
- 0.01 AU from the host star. Zero commute time. Sunlight is guaranteed — one side faces permanent noon.
- Atmosphere confirmed. Thick. Formally verified by recent surveys. No risk of running out of air. Magma oceans continuously replenish the supply.
- Ocean views. Full 360-degree panorama. Note: the ocean is molten rock. Surfing is not recommended.
- Radiant floor heating throughout. Surface temperature approx. 1,800°C. No heating bills. Cooling bills will be astronomical.
Disclosures
- Access to the night side requires walking. No public transit available.
- Occasional precipitation. Silicate particulate lava rain. Standard umbrellas will not suffice.
- The year is 11 hours long. Please plan birthday celebrations accordingly.
Listing B: TRAPPIST-1 e
Location: Aquarius constellation, approx. 40 light-years Floor plan: One Planet Floor area: 0.92x Earth Year built: Approx. 7.6 billion years ago
Highlights
- Located within the habitable zone. Liquid water may be present. “May be present” is currently the highest rating we can award.
- Almost identical in size to Earth. No need to resize your furniture for the move.
- Six neighboring planets in close proximity. Never short of company — look up and you’ll see the next planet looming larger than the Moon.
Disclosures
- Host star is a red dwarf. Daylight has an orange tint and runs on the dim side. Popular with night owls, though laundry may not dry well.
- Presence of an atmosphere is still under investigation. GalactiHome cannot be held responsible if no atmosphere is present upon handover.
- Frequent stellar flares. Sunscreen will not help.
Listing C: Earth
Location: Orion Arm, approx. 0 light-years Floor plan: One Planet Floor area: 1.0 Earth (reference property) Year built: Approx. 4.6 billion years ago
Highlights
- Liquid water confirmed. Covers 70% of the surface. Beachfront lots available.
- Nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere in stable operation. 4.6 billion years of proven performance.
- Full ecosystem included. Plants, animals, and microorganisms come standard. Unique selling point not found in other listings.
- Magnetic field shield installed. Significant reduction in cosmic radiation exposure.
Disclosures
- High demand property. Currently occupied by 8 billion residents.
- Shared amenities (oceans, atmosphere) showing signs of deferred maintenance. Temperatures trending upward.
- Neighbor disputes reported with some frequency.
That covers all three listings, each available for viewing today.
One thing I should be transparent about: Listings A and B cannot be visited in person. The shortest possible trip would take several decades. The photos are artist’s impressions derived from spectroscopic telescope data. Floor plans are not available.
Listing C is open for inspection, though I should mention — clients who have viewed it from the outside consistently describe it as “beautiful and blue,” while those on the inside often note it’s “messier than it looked in the photos.”
Which of these best matches your requirements? I look forward to your reply.
P.S. Regarding your earlier inquiry about the property near the black hole — the one where time passes more slowly — we have temporarily suspended those listings due to unresolved legal questions surrounding the expiration date of the contract. We apologize for any inconvenience.
GalactiHome Interstellar Realty Sales Representative: Yamamoto